Welcome to the Divorceketeer® Web Site

Everyone handles divorce differently. The Divorceketeer® Club is a story of unlikely friends who have one thing in common; they have all survived divorce. Pronounced like musketeer; a Divorceketeer® is simply anyone who has survived divorce. The book chronicles a true-to-life romance while offering thought-provoking discussions of interest for those who have gone through the devastation of divorce.

The book and this website are intended to offer support to anyone suffering from heartbreak and the strains of moving forward in their divorced life. Most can relate to one character and have certainly crossed paths with others. The Divorceketeer® Club explores questions about relationships after divorce. Many characters pop in and out of the story, offering their opinions on such divorce matters as; moving on, obsession, what men and women want, and always the question of when to have sex. The conversations spark some lively disputes from challenging club members. The varying beliefs, spirited discussions, and stories will enable divorced readers to validate their own struggles and thoughts. I believe there is solace in knowing you are not alone with your feelings.

One of the fictional characters, who has been a part of the Divorceketeer® concept from the start, is Sin-D Bitch-O-Witch. By definition, she’s a miserable excuse of a woman who finds it a challenge to steal another woman’s man. She is usually uneducated and trashy. Soon after, to keep the score even, I came up with Damn D Jerk. He’s a miserable excuse of a man who B.S.’s and baffles women into thinking the grass is greener on the other side. These are the characters everyone loves to hate. The rationale for their names is simple; Sin-D for the sin of divorce and Damn D for damn divorce. The lesson in it all is: Don’t be a Sin-D Bitch-O-Witch and don’t be a Damn D jerk.

I have always known there was a need for a social network and camaraderie to help people going through divorce and relationship problems. Divorceketeer® is cute and catchy and is still a work in progress. The book is fun, humorous, sometimes poignant, and always thought provoking. It’s real life 101.

Divorceketeer® Mission Statement

A Divorceketeer®​ provides support and understanding to aid a new and fellow Divorceketeers® ​in personal growth to help them to focus on the future. We believe that humor and a positive outlook on life is essential for mental and physical well-being.

We strive to:

1. LIVE through our divorce.
2. LEARN that through pain comes growth.
3. LOVE life and accept one another.
4. LEAVE A LEGACY and realize we really do matter.


And let our ice cream melt


All quotes are credited to the original authors to the best of our knowledge. The ones we were unable to verify are labeled as “Unknown.” If you notice any quotes that are incorrect in content or for their author, please let us know so we can make the appropriate changes.

You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
                     — Ralph Waldo Emerson~ 

Don’t be angry if someone copies you. It’s a compliment.

Think of 3 things you used to love to do. Think about doing them.

We can stay young by focusing on a dream instead of regret

Your life is a refection of your mind. Change your mind you change your life.

You key to your future relies on the control of your thoughts.

Concentrate on your future. That’s where you will spend the rest of your life.

What you think of yourself is much more important than what others think of you. Seneca

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass… it’s about learning how to dance in the rain. Vivian Greene

Enjoy the present. Live in the moment.

We cannot hold a torch to light another’s path without brightening our own. Ben Sweetland

Time is Nature’s way of preventing everything from happening all at once.

It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.

Education is the best provision for the journey to old age. Aristotle

Have patience with everything and everyone, including yourself.

You are a living magnet. What you attract into your life in harmony with your dominant thoughts. Brian Tracy

Your key to freedom lies in your power to control your thoughts. Tim Connor

Reading is knowledge and knowledge is power.

Ninety percent of the friction of daily life is caused by the wrong tone of voice.

If you are her to help others, then don’t you wonder exactly what the OTHERS are here for?

Take the focus away from you and do something nice for another.

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the view which they take of them. Epictetus

What is important is not what happens to us, but how we respond to what happens to us. Jean-Paul Sartre

When you have a vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. Charles R. Swindoll

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. Chinese Proverb

Celebrate what you want to see more of. Thomas J. Peters

Fear is a little dark room where negatives are developed. Michael Pritchard

Sing. It always makes you feel better.

You have powers you never dreamed of. You can do things you never thought you could do. There are no limitations in what you can do except the limitations of your own mind. Darwin P. Kingsley

Each choice we make causes a ripple effect in our lives. When things happen to us, it is the reaction we choose that can create the difference between the sorrows of our past and the joy in our future. Chelle Thompson

Be ready when opportunity comes…Luck is the time when preparation and opportunity meet. Roy D. Chapin Jr.

Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a fish. Ovid.

People are illogical, unreasonable, and self centered. Love them


When nobody around you seems to measure up, it’s time to check your yardstick.

The real voyage of discover consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. Marcel Proust

Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be. George Sheehan

Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out. Art Linkletter.

Worry is like a rocking chair- it gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you anywhere. Dorothy Galyean.

All that we are is the result of what we have thought. Buddha

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. Albert Einstein.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. Albert Einstein

There’s no security in life. There is only opportunity. Douglas MacArthur

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. Ralph Waldo Emerson

O Lord, please fill my mouth with worthwhile stuff, and nudge me when I’ve said enough.

Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them, since you cannot even make yourself as you wish to be. T.A. Kempkis

The miracle of your existence calls for celebration every day.

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